ranunculus
Written, Produced, Recorded, Performed by Bear Gallagher-Cole p/k/a: Bear the Astronot
Released by: 1st Drop Music – Copyright 2022 @1st Drop Music & Bear Gallagher-Cole
LYRICS
I’m so Ridonculous
Twisted smile like ranunculus
A whole bouquet of pompous
I have a empty hole where my heart should live
Come on and give me a kiss
My puckered lips are as soft as a brick
We all keep idolizing big pieces of shit
Your need for attention is what that smell is
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It smells like shit
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It smells like shit
You smell like fermentation
After birth of your moms gestation
Sink full of puke
last nights libations
Red bumps in an armpit 2 days after it’s shaven
You smell like a gym bitches feet
Gym bitch that posts every meal that she eats
Lives like a real athlete
Hides Twinkies in her panty drawer to keep them discreet
Just Eat!
Mmm that’s creamy
Pubic hair Bellini
Or is that dirty draws Martini
No thanks I prefer mine Skinny
Low Calorie
But I drink more of them on a Personal trainers salary
than that British Girl
That sang that song called Valerie
Thanks for watching my lives
If I didn’t have attention for a day I’d probably break out in hives
Hide inside and post about bad vibes
Stick a pencil in my eye
Post another live while I cried
And then die
I’m so Ridonculous
Twisted smile like ranunculus
A whole bouquet of pompous
I have a empty hole where my heart should live
Come on and give me a kiss
My puckered lips are as soft as a brick
We all keep idolizing big pieces of shit
Maybe your need for attention is what that smell is
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It smells like shit
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It smells like shit
This is your hero?
This is the coolest person ever born
Why does he smell like that?
Why is he full of pieces of corn?
What is your obsession with every celebrity
I’ll carve my shit into a bust of your deity
You can call it an effigy
Then I’ll sell it as an NFT effectively allowing myself
To retire excessively wealthily
Spending distressingly expensively
Why idolize the ethically selfishly
Pathetically aesthetic entities
You can’t convince me that that waste
Is better than me
Agree to Disagree
I try to keep my integrity
Paint my art poetically
Celebrities steal straight out your pocket
And still you give them indemnity
Allow their propensity
By short changing yourself dementedly
It’s elementary
Watson I spread love like a shotgun
I know you love flowers and shit
so I brought one
It’s ranunculus
Don’t waste your time on strangers even though your compelled
Keep that flower for you give some love to yourself
I’m so Ridunculous
Twisted smile like ranunculus
A whole bouquet of pompous
I have a empty hole where my heart should live
Come on and give me a kiss
My puckered lips are as soft as a brick
We all keep idolizing big pieces of shit
Maybe your need for attention is what that smell is
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It smells like shit
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It doesn’t smell like ranunculus
It smells like shit
